From Banana to Penis in 1 Minute

Someone emailed this to me and I thought that I would just have some fun with it, so here goes!

The banana-the atheist’s nightmare.

Note that the banana:

Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.

My Reply:

The Penis- Proof That God Wants You To Use It

Please note that the penis:

• Is shaped for the human hand
• Has a non-slip surface (which is why KY was invented)
• Has outward indicators for use: when soft too early, when hard just right, when limp too late
• (For the uncircumcised) Has an easily removable and reusable wrapper
• It is shaped for the human mouth (and other orifices)
• Has a point on top for ease of entry
• It is pleasing
• It is curved to make the practice of sex easy

Just a little fun since I am so dog tired. It is all just a matter of perspective.