DeSwiss said,

Edward! So you got a woody from climbing a rope in gym class? Was it a nylon or hemp rope? Some people like the natural feel, you know. So is that why you couldn’t make it to the top and failed gym? You like ropes a lot don’t you Edward? Like to be tied up, maybe? And punished for those “bad thoughts?”

Hmmm…

I think I’ve got the solution you’ve been looking for Edward. It can provide some people with your “problem,” a means of expression. In order to satisfy both the rigorous and painful demands of being a stern and devout Chrisitanist. While also relieving those built-up “pressures of the flesh” through the exercise of regimen of Christian directed, DOMINANT/submissive Catharsis. Its the best of both worlds you could say. Go on, give it a click:

http://www.frugaldomme.com/ceremonies/religion.htm

:-)

@ HannahW - but if it weren’t for the boys not keeping it in their pants, Armageddon would have started ages ago. At least this way we can keep the angel population managable. And with the porn on the internets these days, we may be able to postpone this thing indefinitely… :-P